1. “Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one.”
I think it's important to know that Ball played basketbthe Chicago Bulls that same year? Yep, you guessall for Washington State during the 1987-88 season and averaged 2.2 ppg, and 2.3 rpg before transferring to Cal-State Los Angeles in search of more playing time. But guess who averaged 35 ppg and 5.5 rpg for ed it, Michael Jordan, the GOAT.
2. “I’ll tell you right now, (Lonzo)’s better than Steph Curry to me.”
In Steph Curry's first season, he averaged 17.5 ppg. So far in Lonzo Ball's first season, he has averaged 8.8 ppg. And remember, how can Lonzo be better than Steph Curry when he shoots like this:
3. “To me ‘Zo is the best player in the world. … I don’t know if he can beat (LeBron James and Russell Westbrook) one on one, but I know he can beat them 5 on 5.”
Remember, Russell Westbrook was the MVP last year, and the second player ever to average of triple-double for the whole season. And Lebron, well, he's Lebron. Not much else can be said.
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